SCOOTER FAGS DIE

No man wants to die while riding a scooter.
Even worse is to die on a scooter and have your wife gripe afterwards about how you should've bought a second car.
Two scooter deaths in Violent Brooklyn, one Jew and one from Bangladesh.
A medical resident slams a 72-yr-old man into a moving subway car, but he'll be alright.
A guy gets stabbed in both arms outside Penn Station and more, as we hurtle unwillingly into the era of "collectivist" New York City.
Plus an animated crime from Douglas Nelson and New York Post Stories.
guests: Haley from Pretty AntiSocial Podcast (youtube) and Gummi Chainsaw of Skeptical Robot.

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