2 WOKE 2 FK TIME TO PRAY

Who has more fun right now than hopeful liberal shitheads. So much is rolling their way, and they've never had more to be excited about than right now with Kamalalala and Tim on the Democratic ticket. Feel the joy with 2 Woke 2 Fk.

Sep 14th, 2024

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Nov 15th, 2024

GRIZZLED

In the world of detectives, they don't come more grizzled (or more respected) than NIGHTWATCH DETECTIVE Pete Panuccio. The man has seen more dead bodi...

Nov 10th, 2024

2w2f SPECIAL REPORT - RED MIRAGE

Your favorite liberals explain why you shouldn't worry. It's just a red mirage.

Nov 08th, 2024

THE GOD SQUAD

THE HEAD OF THE GOD SQUAD IS A BOY-LOVING FRUIT. TRUMP HAS SOLVED THE PROBLEM. A WOMAN IS INJURED FROM TRYING TO SUBWAY SURF. TRUMP IS ON THE CASE....

Nov 03rd, 2024

2W2F - SPECIAL (ALMOST) LOST EPISODE

Once thought lost forever, this episode emerges from the past to get its due. And just in time for the election, one of the most important ones, like...

Nov 01st, 2024

LIVE WITH SETH BARRON

Double and triple suicides, unethical gigolos and a dead artist.

Oct 25th, 2024

Again with the kids damn

Three unbelievable NYC crime stories. Just watch.

Oct 18th, 2024

NYCCR LIVE SOLO SHOW 1

Slashings and other criminal violence prevails in the city.

Oct 11th, 2024

The Baby that Could Clog a Toilet

An unidentified man was slashed at the Dominican Day Parade. The cops look the other way on rape now, I guess. Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg mulls chargi...

Oct 04th, 2024

The Prosecution Rests

Former federal prosecutor, now based political writer (TJHarker.com, https://www.tjharker.com/) drops by with some wild crime stories mixed in with re...

Sep 27th, 2024

Hell wasn't built in a day

Retired NYPD NightWatch Detective Pete Panuccio appears to give his own background and inside perspective on this incredible event, the indictment of...

Sep 20th, 2024

MARATHON FCKD

Our thoughts on Diddy, who is marathon fck'd. A crazy asshole steals and ambulance and wrecks it after a 30-min chase. 81-yr-old lady attacked, bu...

Sep 13th, 2024

NYC IS EVERYWHERE

New York City has led the charge in terms of bringing in unwanted shits from shithole countries. But it's everywhere, and the coordination of it is fc...

Sep 08th, 2024

2 WOKE 2 FUK SUNDAY - WEIRD VANCE

Two of the best/worst liberals talk about how it's good that Tim Walz IS NOT weird like JD Vance.

Sep 06th, 2024

How We Got Here with TJ Harker

Former federal prosecutor TJ Harker is highly intelligent, educated, experienced and based. In this highly entertaining and informative interview, he...

Sep 02nd, 2024

2 WOKE 2 FUCK - STRENGTH THRU JOY

The episode: Our two favorite uberLib phonies talk about the politics of joy and why they feel it. The show: Since 2018, 2W2F has followed the precep...
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