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BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 29: DRAW A DICK ON IT!

Jim and JB discuss the long, thick, veiny, throbbing history of drawing dicks on things. We also read Stacey Abrams's erotic fiction and take a much-needed and long-overdue personal emotional inventory.

Jan 10th, 2021

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Apr 11th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, Ep42: CHIGGAZ WIT' ATTITUDEZ

Chiggers Attack Jim While He Does Yard Work • Women Shouldn't Play Sports • JPMorgan Chase Black Poetry Slam • London's Mayoral Race • Jim sings "Civi...

Apr 04th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, Ep41: NATION OF JIZZLAM

George Floyd's Banana Dance • Easter Memories • Jim's Appearance on Milo's Show • Hot Twins • Michael Rapaport's Minstrel Act • The Nation of Islam's...

Mar 28th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, Ep40: A WHITE BOY SUMMER

Professional Wigger Chet Hanks Predicts "A White Boy Summer" • Another Mass Shooting, Another Double Standard • Girls of Hammer Horror • Everything is...

Mar 21st, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 39: THE THING WITH TWO HEADS

Have too many heads been grafted onto America's body politic? • The Atlanta Spa Shooter • Enemas and Prune Juice • Irish Gypsies • Extended Boomerchat...

Mar 14th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, Ep38: IN LOVING MEMORY OF REVEREND FRED PHELPS

Devout mother of 6 with gaping anus • Children of the Klan • Dust Bowl memories • Ancient Mexican superstitions • This week in "Florida Man" • Toughes...

Mar 07th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 37: TAMPON ADS & DOUCHE COMMERCIALS

Tiny Dancer • Eracism • Hate Explains Everything • Eat the Whole Sausage • Porn "Addiction" • Tampon Ads • Douche Commercials • The Women of Film Noir...

Feb 28th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 36: ALI ALEXANDER PHOTOSHOP CONTEST

Which one is Wayne Dupree? • Ali Alexander Photoshop contest • Homosexual panic and funny lesbians • Dumbest people we've ever met • Gender reveal dis...

Feb 21st, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 35: HOW TO TALK TO BLACK PEOPLE (WITHOUT GETTING HIT)

Jim and JB tackle the important trending topics: Jewish jugglers, racist valentines, German models, Rudy Ray Moore, Blowfly, cult leaders' use of se...

Feb 14th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 34: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU CONSERVING?

Jim and JB talk about Gorilla Glue Girl, lumberjack music, Keith Moon & Oliver Reed (& their women), why technology makes "conservatism" obsolete, mom...

Feb 07th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 33: SUPER BOWL RACE WAR

Jim and JB discuss why being a rapper is the most dangerous job for young black males; the racial implications of the Super Bowl; why nothing of value...

Jan 31st, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 32: BEEF SQUAD BINGO!

Jim and JB rate the women of country music based solely on looks; surrealist TV comics; quotes about religion; serial killer Carl Panzram; people who...

Jan 24th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 31: LAYING PIPE FOR PAN

JB is in extreme pain after a late-night dog-walking mishap triggered an old back injury. Jim tries not to make JB laugh so hard that he becomes perma...

Jan 17th, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 30: THE SOULS OF WHITE FOLK

Jim and JB ponder whether "blue-eyed soul" music is superior to black soul music; Jim talks about his hospital visit regarding a grossly swollen testi...

Jan 03rd, 2021

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 28: IN PRAISE OF NATIVE AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY

Jim and JB discuss landmark Native American achievements such as the "invention" of corn; black people on magic mushrooms; Vanilla Ice's New Year's Ev...

Dec 27th, 2020

BEEF SQUAD, EPISODE 27: ALL THE WONDERFUL COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD

Jim and JB rate the world's countries by median income, life expectancy, penis size, life satisfaction, crime rates, sex ratio, median age, fertility...
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